molegan: WHEN HOCKEY PLAYERS WEAR THEIR HOCKEY PANTS BUT NO SHIRT I WANT TO JUMP OVER THE MOON AND SING
Me: It's not you, it's your hockey team. I'm sorry. It just won't work.
HOLY SHIT JVR
cybersleepover: if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
flyered-up: i feel like this is a proper demonstration of goalies when everyone is surrounding the net
favorite hockey team: [plays badly]
me: WHY DOES NOTHING IN MY LIFE EVER GO RIGHT
mcquaiding: what the hell i want a stanley cupcake
jazuthewasianprincess: olgg: If I was a famous hockey player and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad...
timmygleason: how to become a sports fan: choose a team let them take over your life cry yourself to sleep
batgirl8968: Starting next week, I’m going to obnoxiously reply to every ‘why’ question with, “Because it’s the Cup!” “Why is it so cold out today?” “BECAUSE IT’S THE CUP.”
Mom: Is there anything you don't know about that hockey player?
Me: Yeah....his phone number but I'm working on it
breakinmyhartnell: tonight is our last hockey game of the season
WHAT A GIRL WANTS hockey tickets WHAT A GIRL NEEDS money for hockey tickets
Friends: We need to find you a boyfriend.
Me: Can't, committed relationship with hockey team.
jehansgirl: In hockey, we don’t say “I love you” we say “you better fucking score or I will eat your firstborn” which roughly translates to “why the fuck am I a hockey fan this team better appreciate the shit I go through for them” and I think that’s beautiful.